Monday, October 16, 2006

I've changed my mind

I no longer want to join the Peace Corps.

I want to pack my bags, rent an unconventional house made of glass sitting atop a lake on stilts and fall in love with a man who I send letters to who is living his life 2 years before my time.

Oh, and I want to be perky and sweet and cutely distraught about the whole situation, Sandra Bullock-esque.

Keanu Reeves must be sent by Pan. I know this because he was put on this earth to make me fall in love with him over and over and over again, only to be taken away after 2 hours time. Pan seems to have the reputation of teasing people with their dreams, and within Keanu Reeves he has found the perfect tool to tease mine.

Not that Keanu Reeves is a dream of mine, but he tends to find characters (Jack Travern in 'Speed', and now Alex Wyler in 'The Lake House') that are SO PERFECT AND DREAMY AND CONSIDERATE AND ROMANTIC AND WHO PINE FOR THEIR IMPOSSIBLE LOVE/GOAL WITH A LOOK OF PURE INNOCENCE AND FRAILTY THAT (despite the acting) I TEND TO FALL COMPLETELY IN LOVE THEM WITH EACH TIME.

So there. Forget the Peace Corps. Forget filmmaking, writing, and whatever else I want to do. I will go, get a perky haircut, a cute disposition, and find some lake house/speeding bus to live my life in, until my own Mr. Reeves decides he wants to join the story, and shows up.




Oh, and while we're on the subject of Korean films ("Il Mare" anyone?) let me just say one thing:

Chan-wook Park is one of the greatest storytellers of our generation, and he has yet to dissappoint. I saw 'Lady Vengeance' yesterday (I KNOW! How can I own 'Oldboy' and not see the first and third movies of the trilogy?!) and I didn't think it possible but I like it more than I like 'Oldboy'. I must rectify my ignorance at once and finally see 'Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance'. Backward, maybe, but there is no connection between the 3 so at least I'm saved from any confusion storywise. I plan to buy the other two as soon as my budget deems it possible. I admit, I'm moronic for not buying the 3 together originally. I know! But I am only human! STOP JUDGING ME!

I've had my say. Now leave me alone so I can pack... I have a lake house to prepare for.

2 comments:

Brandi said...

You're confusing. And after an "implosion" you should call me. CALL ME! :)

A Sexy Dork said...

is lake house really that good?? i'm a hopeless romantic sucker but the preview didnt make me want to see it but i mean... wow, you make it sound so romantic and well... GOOD! that i should go watch it when i can. maybe cuz i'm not really a keanu reeves fan that i thought... how is he going to make MY heart skip a beat?? pshh.. haha..

i want to see The Break Up as well. Havent seen it yet! anyway, i've been cheating and blogging on friendster instead of this. *gasp* i know i know! haha.. but here's the link in case you want to check it out! =P

http://kell-bell.blogs.friendster.com/kelly/

Have fun at the Lake House!