Note to Self:

Please remember this cool topic on Reddit - "Everything You've Learned in Life in 5 Words."

Top 10 answers:
-Try to ignore your pride.
-Never assume there's toilet paper.
-always finish what you
(haha i get it)
-Be Excellent to each other
-Don't be afraid to fail.
-Happiness equals reality minus expectations
-Don't sweat the small stuff
-Learn how to count.
-Reduce procrastination. Create awesome stuff.
-Surround yourself with good friends.

Because it was Reddit I had to ignore the perverted answers, so what you are seeing is really a censored summary of the top 15. But the cool thing? I still haven't seen anything about money, power or fame in any of the answers. It's nice to know the lessons people find most important in life don't pertain to the unnecessary things we desire during the day :)