The Washington Mutual Way of Life

IRA - an individual retirement account which lets you set aside tax-advantaged savings toward the time that you retire, savings which slowly and steadily grow to assume much higher levels than the original invested amount.

Longterm Investment - a series of portfolio-based purchases towards small stock percentages that, though prone to regular fluctuations along side the market, develops and grows your base supply with palpitating force.

401K - the thingy you get from work.

*sigh*

My mother is great, and I hope one day I will understand half of what she understands about the world... but I don't get this stuff ONE BIT.




That's why I'll just focus my energy on becoming rich and famous.

Random Thoughts:
- My cat doesn't know it, but seeing her sick makes me very sad.
- I will never name my daughter 'Sally' or 'May' so as to show those &*#%$ at SallieMae how offended I am at my oweing them money.
- On another issue, I would like to thank SallieMae for being there when I needed money to pay for my college.
- If all goes well, and I save up enough money, I think I will reward myself with a holiday trip to Europe. Roundtrip tickets for Sept 1st- Oct 1st are only $700 at Expedia.com! Who's with me?